- TIL rear-ended Toyotas become Decepticons
- Brain says handbag, heart says panties.
- Buddy went to Japan, asked if I wanted anything. I said, “A samurai sword.” He said, “How many?” I said, “Two.”
- Scary as fuck gummy bear
- Found this gem by the photobooth at the wedding I was filming.
- The Guardian gave Tom Hardy’s new film ‘Legend’ two stars. The film’s poster designer hid it in plain sight.