- So, my vacation rental came with a pool.
- So, my girlfriend and I went camping…
- Had a new iPhone delivered to my new apartment. Found the FedEx box opened with this phone in its box. Told the new neighbor to watch out for thieves and that who stole it was a retard…it was her son
- My friends were forced to evacuate their home due to the fires. When they came home, they found this note. . . And a clean bathroom.
- My high school girlfriend sent me these postcards a year apart. I don’t think she even realized.
- Parents call cops when son didn’t come home after half-marathon