- The raptors in Jurassic World during filming…
- Buddy went to Japan, asked if I wanted anything. I said, “A samurai sword.” He said, “How many?” I said, “Two.”
- Brain says handbag, heart says panties.
- TIL rear-ended Toyotas become Decepticons
- The future is scary
- I was so preoccupied with the thought of whether or not I could win 10 giant bears from Knott’s Berry Farm, I didn’t stop to think whether I should win 10 giant bears from Knott’s Berry Farm.