- My friend carved this sad pumpkin last night.
- Pumpkin Carving
- My television made a bold philosophical statement, and now I have a huge decision to make.
- Step 1: Cut a hole in the pumpkin
- Disappointing watermelon
- Had a new iPhone delivered to my new apartment. Found the FedEx box opened with this phone in its box. Told the new neighbor to watch out for thieves and that who stole it was a retard…it was her son