- I’m going as a vampire again this year.
- A friend of mine was selected to drive an Oscar Mayer Weinermobile for a year. Today, she found the perfect parking spot.
- We just moved to a new house, and a friend who was helping us unpack started screaming “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to unpack this! I’m not doing this box!” She found my paper towel holder.
- Applying for a job
- Applying for a home loan
- I know what I’m making for Halloween this year