- My fortune cookie sounds like Satan trying to give a motivational speech
- “Got hit while at a red light, and had my car towed. 4 weeks later I get a speeding ticket in the mail.”
- Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.
- Saw a couple get married, on top of a giant slide, sponsored by McDonalds and witnessed by Ronald McDonald.
- Watch out for that barrier
- Can someone from IT confirm?